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THE EDUPLACE JOURNAL

VOL. 3, NO. 26SEPTEMBER 2026EDITION №7613

Heritage Day's Settled. This Month's Staffroom Fight Is Bigger.

Braai broodjies won, fair and square. Now the staffroom's arguing about something with actual stakes: AI.

September always feels like the term where things start moving again — the flag comes down from Heritage Day, the wildflowers start showing up in the Cape, and the finish line for the year finally looks real instead of theoretical.

It's also, this year, the month our Staffroom vote graduated from "which meat wins" to something every one of you is actually living with: whether AI is helping your students learn, or helping them avoid it entirely. We asked real teachers. Their answers didn't all agree — which, honestly, is the most useful thing about them.

So: results from last month below, this month's real question right after it, and the usual dispatch from wherever in the world one of ours just landed.

Some staffroom arguments settle in one vote. This one won't — and that's fine.
Where In The WorldThis Month's Dispatch
UAE skyline
United Arab Emirates

"Here's how I actually found Eduplace," from a teacher who just got the call.

Name: Aaliyah Abid  ·  Placement: Teaching position, UAE — secured this month

"It's actually quite funny how I found Eduplace. One evening I was searching for international teaching recruitment agencies, and I asked ChatGPT for a list of reputable agencies. Eduplace was one of the agencies it recommended, so I decided to send through my documents and give it a shot. Looking back now, I'm really glad I did because here we are!"

"The interview process was well organised, and I especially liked the Loom introduction video — it gives schools a chance to get to know candidates beyond just a CV. From start to finish, the process was professional, simple to follow, and I'd definitely recommend it to other teachers." — Aaliyah Abid

What To Look Forward Toswipe →

Here's what's standing between you and that countdown hitting zero.

← swipe →

NOWOngoing

Women's Month. Marches, wellness events, the "women who built this country" retrospectives.

South Africa
25Aug

Prophet Muhammad's Birthday — a quiet, respectful public holiday.

UAE holiday
31Aug

A whole new year, for some of you — the UAE's 2026-27 academic year begins.

UAE
SEPSoon

Namaqualand wildflowers — one of the strongest seasons in years.

South Africa

Send us a picture. Your classroom's first spring flowers, a student's drawing of one, whatever spring looks like where you are. Submit yours →

The StaffroomIssue №2

Last Month's Result

Braai broodjies won, 64% to 36%. Heritage Day's settled — for this year, anyway. Tjops supporters, we see you.

This month's question isn't a fun one, but it's the one every staffroom is actually having. Half your colleagues have already let a chatbot mark first drafts. The other half won't let their own kids near one during homework. We asked teachers directly — full piece [skeleton: link/summary once article is written].

This Month's Feature

"We Asked Teachers If AI Is Cheating. The Answer Surprised Us."

[Skeleton — full article slots in here once written up from teacher/lecturer responses.]

Now Weigh In

This Month's Question

Should AI be used in the classroom?

🍽️

Every vote enters you into this month's draw for a R400 Njam Eatery voucher. Winner drawn when the ballot closes.

Yes — with limits

58%

No — keep it out

42%

Cast your vote →  ·  we'll report back — and announce the winner — next issue

The AlmanacMiscellany

SA Phrase of the Month

"Now Now"

Now = soon-ish. Now now = sooner than "now," but still not now. Just now = five minutes ago, or in an hour. It's a whole TikTok trend for a reason.

Hear it said

Term 3 Countdown

57 days

Until the spring holidays. Not that anyone's counting.

This Month's Question

Load-shedding, or Riyadh traffic?

Reply and tell us which one you'd rather never deal with again.

The Survival GuideA Recurring Column

September, Yay!!! Nooo, Allergies.

The flowers are blooming. So, unfortunately, is everything else.

Spring wildflowers, Western Cape
Spring in the Cape: gorgeous outdoors, brutal in a closed classroom.

By the second week of September, the Cape's staffrooms fall into two camps: the ones celebrating the wildflowers finally putting on a show, and the ones who can no longer tell whether they're admiring the view or reacting to it. Spring in South Africa arrives with a genuine cost, and that cost is pollen — climbing fast this time of year, especially through Gauteng and the Western Cape, and landing hardest on the people standing in a closed classroom for six hours a day with thirty other sets of lungs.

The tricky part isn't the sneezing itself. It's working out whether what you're dealing with is actually allergies, or something that deserves a proper sick day.

Spot the Difference

Allergies
  • Itchy eyes
  • Sneezing fits
  • Runny nose
  • Feel fine otherwise
Actually Sick
  • Fever
  • Body aches
  • Constant fatigue
  • Stay home if you can.

If it's the left-hand column, the fix isn't complicated, just easy to forget until you're three tissues deep into a staff meeting. Survival tipKeep tissues in your desk drawer, antihistamines in your bag, and don't underestimate a windy afternoon — that's usually the day it gets you.

The September Essentials

  • Non-drowsy antihistamine
  • Eye drops
  • Refillable water bottle
  • Lip balm
  • Tissues (more than you think you'll need)
  • Coffee, because teaching.

Pack that kit and you'll get through the month reasonably intact. If you're already ticking most of the boxes on the left of that comparison above, though, you've unofficially qualified for this year's staffroom bingo card — see how many squares you've already earned this week:

Spring Teacher Bingo

  • Sneezed while taking attendance
  • Learner asked if you have a cold
  • Forgot where you put the antihistamines
  • Left the classroom windows open
  • Eyes watering for no reason
  • Someone said, "It's just hay fever"
  • Drank three coffees before 10 a.m.

Disclaimer: This guide was written between sneezes. Eduplace accepts no responsibility for tissue shortages in your staffroom.

Letters to the EditorHave Your Say
This Issue's Letter

"I think I need a bigger TV rather than a bungee cord for the remote."

— Submitted anonymously

Five TV remote controls

[Placeholder — swap in the reader's actual photo of all five remotes]

"I have a major problem and I feel this is a safe space to express it. I have a 50" TV and I've amassed five TV remote controls. I keep 'losing' the remote, then buy a 2-pack to replace it. Then the original turns up. I need help. I think I need to buy a bigger TV rather than put a bungee cord on the remote."

The Editor Replies

We considered the bungee cord. We do not recommend it.

A misplaced object is not, on its own, a storage problem. Five of them, replaced four times over, is a pattern — and a pattern of this kind is rarely about the object itself. What you are describing is a low-grade, recurring loss of control over a small domestic system, resolved each time not by fixing the system but by adding another remote to it. The bungee cord is more of the same solution that produced five remotes in the first place: a constraint applied to the symptom, not the cause.

The bigger television removes the underlying condition rather than managing it. A single, larger unit typically consolidates function onto one remote, or onto a phone you are unlikely to lose in a couch. This is not an indulgence. It is closing the loop.

There is a further, quieter benefit here. A new television arrives with exactly one remote and no history — no accumulated pile of failed replacements, no evidence of the old pattern. That is not nothing. A single object with no baggage is far easier to actually look after than the fifth in a series you have already given up on. Use the new remote well, and you will likely find you value it in a way none of the previous five ever earned.

The Rugby World Cup begins shortly, which we mention only because a deadline of this kind is, in our experience, the most reliable way to convert a rational decision into an actual purchase. Act on that.

"What do you want to read about next month?"

Stories from teachers abroad. What nobody tells you before you get on the plane. Confessions you're too embarrassed to say out loud anywhere else. This is your newsletter too.

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That's September from us. Get through this week, then the next one.
— The Eduplace Team